this is the funniest ad ive ever seen. the mobile app company was like huh ppl really hate the ads we run of someone doing the worst possible job at our game so what if we just sort of added a representation of their hatred into our ad. and didn’t change anything else. peace and love please play our shitty game
Had a job interview today with a military contractor and good thing it was over the phone or else the woman would have seen the face I made as she described various acts of mass violence in the same tone a plumber would describe a wrench.
Got rejected! Let’s go!!!!!! My conscience remains in tact!
My wallet however remains in jeopardy.
Antblr
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Nice i am going to eat it i think :3
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(guy who only has a hammer) getting a lot of "nail" vibes from this
(guy who only has
a hammer) getting a lot
of “nail” vibes from this
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
blorbo doesn't cut it that thing is my squeaky toy and i'm a dog with a strong kill instinct. shaking it shaking it shaking it shaking it
While you normies are out smoking bowls, I’m going to be smoking knives with my new friend Overpass Jack. HMU when you want to have real fun
i was very excited during class when i suddenly realized this comic translates beautifully into chinese
the explanation here being:
allo? - hello?
a l'eau - water?
谁呀？- shei ya? who is it?
水呀？- shui ya? water?
It’s even funnier if you know that in french that type of showerhead is called a “Telephone shower”. ^_^
After I reblogged this I realised that it works in te reo Māori too.
Ko wai tēnei = Who is this but also This is water
Please add to this, I want it to turn out that this works for every language on earth except English.
In english he could just answer with "water you want?"
Look, if you're starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and suddenly someone is like 'oh I have tons of food and it just happens to be meat do you want some lol' you CANNOT act surprised when it's people. You simply CANNOT.
There are times and places where it is realistic to expect NOT to be served people. For example, in a pie shop underneath a barber shop. THEN you can be all 'OH GOD IT'S PEOPLE.'
If you are in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and are suddenly served a really good meat pie, you have to know it's people. Do you see any cows? No, they all apocalypsed. It's your neighbor.
If you're served food in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, ask yourself these questions first:
- Do I trust the person feeding me?
- Is this meat fresh, and if so, have there been any livestock non-apocalypsed recently?
- Have I seen Kevin within the past week?
- Am I willing to commit the penultimate culinary taboo? (The ultimate culinary taboo is putting pineapple on pizza, a crime I regularly commit)
5. how much did i even like kevin, really